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Don't get on our bad side by writing stupid articles, acting like an ass on TV, being too trendy,
or in general, PISSING US OFF!!! The media has adored you, the "general" public can't get enough of you, and now we BAN you!!!
Those
who have the courage to annoy us, end up here... and they will regret it for the rest of their lives!!!!
Testimonials:
"When
you have as bad a lisp as I do, you hope & pray every day that you can survive without making their list..."
ESPN
Flamer Rodney Gilmore
"Perhaps 'Boo Yah' got a little out of hand, I'm now trying to get off this list..."
One-eyed
Loudmouth Stuart Scott of ESPN
"My wife divorced me, my kids won't talk to me, and I get no respect in the studio.
I might as well just kill myself..."
Ultimate hammerhead Chris Berman
How it works:
Basically, anyone
or anything that annoys us for the first time will enter at Level 1... Another intolerable display of pure neeseness will
get you to Level 2... Your final warning is being moved to Level 3, you're on thin ice with us, and we're standing below it,
waiting on you to fall through... Which brings us to the Permanently Banned section.... once here, there is no hope. No one
has ever escaped this Hell on Earth, and probably no one ever will...
You can nominate people, places and thangs for
the banned list by posting them on our message board. WE are the final say on whether they make it or not, and at which level
they soar to...
NEW CATEGORY:
Gonzo & The Fixer have received numerous letters from phans who have told them about companies "banning" the web
site for various reasons. So, in turn, they have decided to add a seperate Banned List for those spineless, money-whoring
greed-stricken corporate assholes...
BANNED CORPORATIONS
Regions Bank
Shell Oil
Amsouth Bank
Halliburton
SCANA Energy
Southwestern Milk Farmers
Colonial Bank
Japan Pulp & Paper Corp
Kimberly-Clark Corp
Contiental Field Systems
LEVEL ONE
Collegefootballnews.com
VH1
Floyd
Keith of the BCA
"Throwback" games
Joe Buck, FOX Sports
Kroger
John Madden
Movie/TV "stars" who attempt sports
Chris Collinsworth
Tom Pacoriek of FOX Sports Net
People who pick fights at weddings
LEVEL TWO
Tider Insider
College kids with
beards
USA Today
Empire Tickets
Tim McCarver, FOX Sports
The "West Coast" Offense
Applause/Cheering in a movie theatre
Collegefootballnews.com
World Poker Tour
Celebrity Poker or Blackjack
Japan Pulp & Paper Corp
"Professional" Wrestling
Award
Shows/ Pagents
Ghetto Sleds
Miller Lite
LEVEL THREE
Sportsbook.com
DeKalb County, GA & it's inept workforce
"Snowbirds"
Overuse of the word "Cool" in the workplace
colored "awareness" bracelets
Kellen Winslow Jr
"Signature Win" catch phrase
18 Wheelers
The University of Oregon
Duke University
Ozzy Osbourne & family
People at Super Bowl parties who "just
want to watch the commercials"
Heisman Trophy "campaigns"
Carrot Top
Jeff Schultz, AJC
Barry Bonds
Customer Service Reps who can't speak English
Grant Wahl of CNNSI.com
Hotel Heiresses
Holding up 4 fingers at the end of the 3rd qtr(players or fans)
Cyclists
Forwarded e-mail
jokes
"Extreme" Sports
Denny Puckett
Tuesday, Wednesday & Friday College Football
Newly recorded patriotic songs
AOL
PERMANENTLY BANNED
Dennis Franchione
The "Can you hear me now?" guy Jefferson Pilot Sports BRETT FAVRE "In Loving Memory of..." stickers on cars Flip Flops in Public Places "Two A Days" Brent Musburger 
99X(or any "alternative rock" station)
College Football RecruitingSPIRIT
BRACELETS
Jon Gruden
Terrence Moore of the AJC MELBOURNE
IT
Fat Phil Fulmer Crosses along highways- get over it! Garry Sheffield Jason Giambi
Stewart Mandel
The NCAA
Tom Dienhart, The Sporting News
Southwestern Milk Farmers
Bobbleheads FOX News
Advice on the golf
course Celebrity News Shows(except for "The Soup")
Kevin Scarbinsky
of the Bham News/Rag
Zephyr Style Football Jerseys
MLB on FOX
Zima, et al...
"My Child is..." Bumper Stickers
Mike Lupica George Dubya Bush
AT&T Wireless
Terrell Owens
Gregg Doyel
Pepsi
Thomas Yeager
The Orlando Sentinel
Bowflex
Dennis Dodd, CBS Sportsline
Metallica
Old Navy, for neese pots
MTV
SUVs
Any Local News
Former athletes who are broadcasters
The "War"
on Terrorism The "War" on Drugs
Face Painters
Celebrity &
Athlete Trials
Blue Jean Shorts
Atlanta Journal-Constitution (aka, Atlanta Urinal-Constipation)
Lifetime, television for women Tucker Carlson, bow-tied jerk off
Iguanas as pets
Thunder Sticks
The entire NBA
ALL "Reality"
shows
Notre Dame Religious TV Channels 
The University of Tennessee
Ass-clowns who e-mail computer viruses
Florida St University
Tiger Woods
Terry Bowden
The "New" Press Your Luck
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